[slams fist on the table] DEAN WINCHESTER DESERVES TO BE HAPPY.
[angrily stomps foot] CROWLEY DESERVES TO BE LOVED
[furiously punches a wall] SAM DESERVES TO HAVE A DOG
[Slams all the doors] AND CAS NEEDS HIS GUINEA PIG/FUZZY ANIMAL
[burns house down] ADAM DESERVES TO BE RESCUED
[angrily kicks a tree down] METATRON DESERVES TO BE STABBED IN THE FUCKING FACE
oh my god i’m laughing cause i was watching lazarus rising and everyone was like omg what raised you from hell and ruby was like when this thing bleeds the earth quakes and another demon was like it’s the end of times but it turned out just to be this little cutie